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Old 08-04-2005, 09:17 AM   #1
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Evo jednog vica:

Uciteljica pita djecu u razredu sta rade njihovi roditelji.

Pita prvo jednu ucenicu:
- "Sto radi tvoj tata?"
-"Moj tata je pekar ", kaze mala.

Dalje uciteljica pita nekog ucenika, sto radi njegov tata. Kaze mali:
- "Moj tata je postar."

Zatim pita uciteljica Ivicu:
- "Sto radi tvoj tata?"
- "Moj tata je stiper u gay baru, tamo plese i ponekad se sevi za pare",
kaze Ivica.

Uciteljica sokirana, poslije sata kaze Ivici:
- "Zasto si rekao da ti je tata striper?"
Kaze Ivica:
- "Pa, lagao sam bilo me sram."
- "Zasto te bilo sram", pita uciteljica.
Ivica odgovori:
- "Zato jer moj tata igra u Dinamu."
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Old 08-04-2005, 08:40 PM   #2
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Old 21-04-2005, 09:47 AM   #3
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Dvije studentice Splicanke pricaju u autobusu Zagreb - Split.
Govori jedna:
"Ajme, dosa mi momak u subotu.
Malo smo narezali prsuta popilo se i dingaca, pa me sve nesto uvatilo...
Ma i njega je...
Stali smo se vatat.
Ca je bilo lipo.
Dira me,
mazia,
liza po guzi,
po cici,
po resican,
pipa me svuda...A onda me...
Ajmee,
ca mi je prstom radia cila sam se ovlazila!"
Kad najednom iz zadnjeg reda se zacuje:
"A jel te jeba vise, jeben ti
mater?!?!?

Triba san izac jos u Kninu!!!"
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Old 21-04-2005, 10:47 AM   #4
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LooooooL ..
prebrutaLno

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Old 22-04-2005, 01:53 AM   #5
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Evo vic o Michael Jacksonu;

Sto Michael Jackson i playstation imaju zajednicko?
Upale se djecom.
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Old 22-04-2005, 06:46 PM   #6
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Nekada je bilo:
HAJDUK PRVI, PAPA IVAN PAVAO DRUGI

Danas je:
BENEDIKT ŠESNAESTI; DINAMO SEDAMNAESTI
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Old 22-04-2005, 10:47 PM   #7
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Posli utakmice pita policajac navijača :
- kojim je rezultatom završila utakmica ???
Navijač mu kaže
-nula nula,
a pita njega policajac
-a prvo poluvrijeme ????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 26-04-2005, 07:41 PM   #8
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Šta kaže Bog kad vidi Rijeku i njene navijače ???

Moj grijeh,moj grijeh,moj preveliki grijeh.........
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Old 26-04-2005, 08:34 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by antrap
Danas je:
BENEDIKT ŠESNAESTI; DINAMO SEDAMNAESTI
Fula si:

Dinamo 15, benedikt 16
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Old 26-04-2005, 08:36 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Torcidašica
Posli utakmice pita policajac navijača :
- kojim je rezultatom završila utakmica ???
Navijač mu kaže
-nula nula,
a pita njega policajac
-a prvo poluvrijeme ????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
...ima ovakvih glupana u stvarnosti, nazalost bas jedan takav je moj prijatelj i postavia mi identicno pitanje....
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Old 26-04-2005, 10:50 PM   #11
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mane je donedavno jedan nastavnik u školi u kojoj radim redovno upitkivao:
A u koliko je sati večeras utakmica lige prvaka????????????????
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Old 29-04-2005, 07:33 PM   #12
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Napio se zec i pao u potok.
Došli medo i lisica pa mu kažu: "Ajde zeko izađi, utopit ćeš se. A zeko će na to: "Odjebite vi kopnene životinje!"
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Diz ar d vojadžis of staršip HAJDUK on his kontinuing mišn...tu stej alajv end tu survajv...tu bi kontinjud...prheps
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Old 29-04-2005, 10:16 PM   #13
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šta radi cigan na desktopu?????????????
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kopa po Recycle Bin-u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 30-04-2005, 04:08 PM   #14
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Mujo i prostitutka

Odvezao Mujo zgodnu curu daleko izvan grada u prirodu. Taman se počeli skidati i maziti, kad će ona njemu:
- Znaš, ja sam prostitutka i ovo će te koštati 100 eura.
Mujo izvadi novac i plati joj. Kad su se vraćali nazad, nešto malo prije grada, Mujo prikoči i reče:
- Znaš, ja sam taksist i vožnja tamo i nazad košta 200 eura!
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Old 30-04-2005, 04:19 PM   #15
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ovo je prvi vic o Muji a da nije na kraju ispao papak...........
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Old 30-04-2005, 04:23 PM   #16
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ahahahhaha

I to se desilo
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Old 30-04-2005, 05:12 PM   #17
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gdje je Goran Karan? U šupak.
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Old 30-04-2005, 06:06 PM   #18
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gdje je Goran Karan? U šupak.
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Old 21-11-2005, 11:14 PM   #19
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Ove godine zabilježene su neviđeno niske temperature Rijeka -11,
Varaždin -16, Osijek -18, Split -19...
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Old 21-11-2005, 11:27 PM   #20
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Ove godine zabilježene su neviđeno niske temperature Rijeka -11,
Varaždin -16, Osijek -18, Split -19...
Umirem od smjeha..

Ove gluposti ni moj brat koji ima 11 godina više ne priča jer ih je prerasto...
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