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Old 22-08-2005, 05:44 PM   #1
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Na indexu je objavljen jedan tekst koji me stvarno nasmija do suza.
O čemu se zapravo radi? Dva mlada Engleza smislila su jedinstvenu šalu. Na komad papira napisali su šest čudnih, izmišljenih imena, te su zamolili službu informacija na aerodromu Heatrow da ih pročita, pretvarajući se da traže ljude s tog popisa.

Potom su stali pored aerodromskih zvučnika i snimali djelatnike službe informacija kako čitaju neobična imena. No, nakon što je služba informacija i po šesti put "popušila foru", mladići su morali pobjeći jer je aerodromska služba sigurnosti shvatila o čemu se radi.

U čemu je fora, pitate se?

Vjerojatno će vam postati jasno kad poslušate snimljene poruke, a mi vam uz zvučne zapise donosimo "imena" kako su zapisana na komadu papira, kao i transkripte pročitanih "imena".

Kliknite za kratki zvučni zapis u mp3 formatu:

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed - "I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired"

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie - "I´ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody"

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest - "I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed"

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet - "Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit"

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted - "My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard"

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee - "Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea"
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Old 22-08-2005, 06:11 PM   #2
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Dobra fora,nema šta!
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Old 23-08-2005, 10:21 PM   #3
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E ja sam odlijepio od smijeha, kako im je samo palo na pamet, ma zvjerski
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Old 23-08-2005, 10:30 PM   #4
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hahahahha koji likovi,svaka cast
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Old 24-08-2005, 03:18 PM   #5
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respect........................
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Old 27-08-2005, 10:27 PM   #6
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To su se garant osvećivali što su štrajkali prije koji tjedan...
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Old 27-08-2005, 10:53 PM   #7
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Inače..ovako slično pričaju ljudi na Farskim otocima..

Jednom sam igrao protiv njihove reprezentacije i cilu utakmicu se kida od smija..

to ovako otprilike zvuči: PE D BOOOOOOOO - play the ball
KAM O HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - come on here

u biti engleski s nekim naglaskom za varit
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Old 27-08-2005, 11:09 PM   #8
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Štimcu i Ćiri Oskara za humor!!!
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